Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Buttermilk/Sausage Pancakes

Karmic Balance and Fat Pancakes

Buttermilk/Sausage Pancakes

I'm not Catholic, I'm Unitarian. In fact I'm a devout Unitarian -- which means I never go to church. Unitarian/Universalism is kind of an odd religion. For one thing while most churches go through schisms and fragment, the Unitarians and Universalists decided to do a merger -- think Westinghouse and General Electric but smaller and a lot more idealistic.

Unitarians don't have dogmas or catechisms (although I know of one Unitarian who had a dog named Dogma and a cat named Frank). We pretty much leave it up to individual members to decide what to believe and when and how to believe it. Actually, that's not entirely true. Most Unitarians believe people should be nice to each other.

One of my personal beliefs is in the need for direct human assistance in keeping the universe karmically balanced. This can take many forms. For example, if you go into work late, then you should leave early to keep things temporally balanced. If you cuss out a young man who pulls out in front of you, then at the first opportunity you should cuss out an old man to maintain geriatric balance. It's even better if you can cuss out an old woman thus promoting both geriatric and gender karmic balance.

Sometimes one must look at the big picture, and Lent is one of those occasions. Now, I'm just one man and there's not a lot I can do personally to keep things balanced when so many people around the world are denying themselves something for 40 days. In fact individual efforts to make up for such self-denial are a Sisyphean task (did those Greek gods know about torture or what?). Nevertheless each year at this time I do my best to make up for at least one devout Catholic by taking up a new vice for 40 days. I'd tell you what my new vice is this year, but since the episode back in '84 with the penguin and choir director I've found it best to keep that to myself -- you don't want to spend a weekend in jail with an angry penguin.

Another of my beliefs is in any celebration involving eating so when I heard that Catholics eat pancakes on Shrove Tuesday I felt it was my duty to demonstrate my solidarity and sympathy for their efforts to get into heaven by fixing pancakes. So I fixed pancakes yesterday. I also cooked up some good country sausage and dumped that into the batter. They tasted even better than they looked with those marvelous little bites of sausage strewn through each cake. (Sort of like finding the baby in a King Cake but more of them and edible.) I recommend using molasses on these.

Country Sausage

Buttermilk/Sausage Pancakes
2 c all-purpose flour
2 tbsp sugar
2 tsp baking powder
1 1/2 tsp baking soda
3/4 tsp salt
1/2 c powdered buttermilk
2 c water
2 ea eggs
1 tbsp butter -- melted
4 patties country sausage -- cooked and cut into 1/4" dice


Using a whisk, mix dry ingredients together. In a separate bowl, beat together water, eggs and melted butter.

Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat.

Mix the wet mixture into the dry mixture, being careful not to overmix. Scoop the batter onto the griddle and sprinkle with sausage. Watch for air bubbles and then flip and brown. Serve hot. Makes about 12 pancakes.

Note: Don't mix the wet and dry ingredients until you are ready to cook the pancakes.

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19 Comments:

Anonymous stephen said...

I'm glad someone's working on keeping things in balance...and by the way, these look great! If that's all it takes to keep things from going ka-blooey, count me in for some balance...

3/01/2006 04:45:00 PM  
Blogger cookiecrumb said...

Hey, wait. I never go to church. I believe people should be nice to each other.
Does that make me a Unitarian?
Truth: I never heard of Pancake Day until yesterday (power of the blogosphere).
My meal was a pancake-ish burrito...
Now, let's see. I got up late. Guess I'll go to bed now.
:D

3/01/2006 10:03:00 PM  
Blogger Kate said...

MMMMM god I want these RIGHT NOW.

I like your idea of taking on a vice for lent. Mine can be...eating. Oh. wait.

Wonderful post =) Thank you! I happened to just post about fat tuesday also...not the pancake tradition, but the cajun one!

3/02/2006 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Melissa said...

I love it - both the pancakes and your particular brand of karmic balance correction! I'll have to give your method a try, especially the part about taking up a new vice for the next six weeks.

By the way, my family attended a Unitarian/Universalist church on and off when I was younger, and when Manuel and I got married a couple of years ago we went with a UU minister to perform the ceremony.

3/02/2006 07:16:00 AM  
Blogger Kevin said...

Stephen,

Thanks for offering to help. It's a terrible responsibility maintaining karmic balance.

CC,

Clearly you were born correctly the first time and needn't be born again. Sleep well.

Kate,

I think you're on to something with this Lupercalia business -- vice-wise, that is. Perhaps something with fresh fruit and a gymnast?

Melissa,

If you haven't put sausage if pancakes yet, I'm pretty sure that qualifies as a new vice.

3/02/2006 08:03:00 AM  
Blogger s'kat said...

You do a good and noble service, brother. Tears were wiped from my eyes, as I read through your sausage-heavy sermon.
Carry on, soldier, carry on!

3/02/2006 08:26:00 PM  
Blogger Kevin said...

s'kat,

Aye, aye.

3/03/2006 08:37:00 AM  
Blogger Anne said...

Oh wow, those look gorgeous! And I do love the philosophy. (But can I hear more about the penguin, please?) ;)

3/04/2006 03:35:00 AM  
Blogger Kevin said...

Anne,

I'm afraid that if I said more the PETA protests outside my house would start up again -- _not_ that the penguin was in any way harmed, mind you.

3/04/2006 08:28:00 AM  
Blogger MM said...

Your act of sacrifice will surely get you to the gates of Heaven where you'll find out that the penguin is the gatekeeper ...

Am really liking the pancakes and the Unitarian philosophy.

3/04/2006 11:18:00 PM  
Blogger Kevin said...

MM,

"you'll find out that the penguin is the gatekeeper ..."

Oh shit.

3/05/2006 08:47:00 AM  
Blogger kitchenmage said...

Kevin,

Were you one of those kids who dregded their sausage links in pancake syrup? I was a bacon kid until it came to pancakes and then I wanted sausage. You've provided the perfect, and much more grownup, method for continuing on, and I thank you.

In order to maintain karmic balance, now that you've covered breakfast, could you come up with something equally good for the end of my day?

~km

3/06/2006 01:14:00 AM  
Blogger Kevin said...

KM,

Sausage, bacon, if it was on the plate with pancakes it got syrup.

Hmm, a karmically balanced end of the day...

Given that pancakes and sausage are an old-fashioned American breakfast, I would think something like this would provide balance: http://seriouslygood.kdweeks.com/2005/09/kofta.html.

3/06/2006 09:01:00 AM  
Blogger kitchenmage said...

That'll work! Other than the current lack of lamb at my place.

3/06/2006 07:33:00 PM  
Blogger Kevin said...

KM,

We could organize a raid on Farmgirl's place -- or just invite ourselves over for dinner.

3/07/2006 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Brittany said...

I must say that my search on google for chicken picatta to decide on my meal for the night led me to your blog, (your photo made up my mind) and was quickly added to my favorites and back tracking through the months absolutely drooling. The photos are amazing, and I thought this was a "professional" site, ie, something i'd see on food network. You've great talent and i'm sure to use your recipies in the future. I look forward to your future posts as I dig further into the past. Thanks so much!!!!

3/12/2006 11:43:00 PM  
Blogger Kevin said...

Brittany,

Thanks for taking the time to comment and for the complement. I hope you like the picatta, it's one of my favorites.

3/13/2006 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was actually looking for bacon cornmeal waffles recipes. I had bragged to Wanda (from Iowa) about them and she went nuts over the concept. Of course she did; she's from Iowa. And being who I am I lost the recipe.
But this sounds even better.
Anyway, thanks and regarding your beliefs, I am now compelled by the karmic gods of humor to tell you a joke:
Q:What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?
A: A person who knocks on your door on Sunday morning for no real reason.
Thank you! And good night.

8/24/2007 08:04:00 PM  
Blogger Kevin said...

Anon,
I love the joke, I laughed until I choked. And yeah, those are damned good pancakes, especially if you get some Grade B maple syrup to go on them.

8/24/2007 08:09:00 PM  

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