Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Death by Sandwich: II

Three Birds, One Stone

Pancake Sandwich

Am I a genius? Perhaps not. But I'm certainly a master of efficiency and killing figurative birds with figurative stones.

Some of you may recall my January post, "Kill Ed Levine: Death by Sandwich." Ed, a Serious Eats muckety-muck and sandwich fiend, had made a New Year's resolution to lose weight. I have a sincere aversion to New Year's resolutions and, in addition, the site's obvious attempt to pirate my readers by emulating this blog's name is a sad testament to Ed's lack of imagination.

I decided to set out on a year-long quest to sabotage Ed's diet by offering an array of tantalizing sandwiches.

As a consequence, I decided to set out on a year-long quest to sabotage Ed's diet by offering an array of tantalizing sandwiches. Not wishing to kill myself in the process of doing away with Ed I've elected to pursue the project over the course of a year, offering a tantalizing sandwich each month. And so we come to month two.

I've been pondering the February sandwich but was having problems coming up with something suitably fiendish until yesterday morning when the stars were aligned, the birds were in a row, and I had a handy rock: A pancake sandwich.

Yesterday was Fat Tuesday, which in some areas is celebrated by eating pancakes and, so, also known as Pancake Tuesday. It's also Super Tuesday when folks around the country to select the politicians they think will provide the most pork. Pancakes? Pork? Killing Ed Ed? Three birds with one stone.

So I dug up my favorite cornmeal pancake recipe, thawed out a few slices of Benton's bacon, and made a sandwich. I particularly enjoyed imagining Ed's envy of my ready access to Benton's ham, bacon, and sausage. (Benton's actual smokehouse is 40 minutes away from here.)

Click to enlarge.

Cornmeal Pancakes
Makes 8 pancakes.

1 cup flour
1/2 cup corn meal
2 tsp. baking powder
3/4 tsp. salt
1 1/3 cups milk
1 egg
3 Tbsp. butter

In a large bowl, thoroughly mix flour, cornmeal, baking powder, and salt. In a smaller bowl, whisk together milk, egg, and butter. Whisk liquid ingredients into dry ingredients.

Meanwhile, lightly oil a skillet or griddle and warm over high, medium heat. When the griddle's hot, make pancakes, allowing bubbles to form before turning over.
This recipe is a take on the Southern hoecake, which is often made only with cornmeal. I find true hoecakes rather heavy, but love the texture cornmeal adds to these cakes. In the photos above, you can see the aforementioned Benson's smoked bacon peaking out, and they're doused in another Southern favorite: sorghum. Eat your heart out, Ed.

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14 Comments:

Blogger Vicki said...

Fiendish = delicious. I think I gained 2 lbs just my looking at that picture.

2/06/2008 10:23:00 PM  
Blogger Kevin said...

Vicki,
And Ed's a big eater -- so perhaps he'll gain four pounds just by looking.{bright smile}

2/06/2008 10:41:00 PM  
Anonymous madame donna said...

Now that's a sandwich I could learn to love!

2/07/2008 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

joking about killing someone... really isn't funny. quit trying to be so cute. it's not working.

2/07/2008 03:40:00 PM  
Blogger Kevin said...

Donna,
Yeah, I thought about using sausage, but Bentons doesn't ship their sausage and I know Ed can get the bacon.

Anon,
Is there a reason I should care what someoe hiding behind an anonymous comment thinks?

2/07/2008 04:19:00 PM  
Blogger Shelby said...

Those pancakes look dangerously fluffly - as in there is not a shot in hell I would be able to refuse that were it placed in front of me. Ed's in trouble.

2/07/2008 04:39:00 PM  
Blogger Kevin said...

Shelby,
Oh yeah. And the slightly gritty texture of the cornmeal is a great textural treat.

2/07/2008 04:55:00 PM  
Blogger Rev. Biggles said...

Hmmm, Kill Ed Lavine. Sounds like a good bumper sticker to me.

I've never been to Serious Eats, stopped and looked at the front page though. And thought the same thing, that's painfully close to Kevin's site, ain't it?

And when a few people made comments at MH stating my inadequacies, more than a few times, and that I should head on over to Serias Eats to see all the truth they're spewing bout the subject? I thought quietly to myself, screw you pal. But that's just me.

Biggles

2/07/2008 05:06:00 PM  
Blogger Kevin said...

Rev,
Actually I read Serious Eats every day and like the site. I even like Ed's posts, and he seems to eat like you and I do -- at least when he's not dieting.

2/07/2008 05:19:00 PM  
Blogger Rev. Biggles said...

OH YEAH !?! Well, I still ain't goin'. I'm sure he's a fine bloke, but I really enjoy my blind rage and pov's.

Hey, wanted to stop by and let you know I tried to start smoking again. It's Feb and time. I got about halfway through the pack and it was just too much. Made my car smelly, fumbling around with glowing embers, ashes everywhere. Plus, in the evening after work, after a few drinks it made me quite ill. I gave it a good try though, just didn't work out. Mebbe next year, eh?

Biggles

2/08/2008 10:25:00 AM  
Blogger Kevin said...

Rev,
Sorry about the smoking. Better luck next time.{g}

2/08/2008 11:27:00 AM  
Blogger kitchenmage said...

Kevin, Kevin, Kevin... There you go pissing off the anon-ers. Maybe it was Ed in a weak and delusional state? Want me to send PETA over to rail against bacon?

btw, the sandwich looks killer. In the good sense. I am seriously debating making one right now.

2/08/2008 03:55:00 PM  
Blogger Catherine Chandler said...

Mmmmm.....sweet and salty...my favorite! I personally think your site is much easier to navigate than theirs...couldn't figure out where the blog posts were over there! I was curious if he's read your blog and responded.

2/08/2008 04:10:00 PM  
Blogger Kevin said...

KM,
Most anons are fine, but if you're going to be negative you should have the integrity to identify yourself.

Catherine,
I don't know if he's read it, but he does know about it.

2/08/2008 05:22:00 PM  

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