Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Paisano: Strawberry Shortcake

Paisano: Strawberry Shortcake

Strawberry Shortcake

There was a large patch of gravel in front of the rickety, boarded-up roadside stand, a plywood structure smaller than my closet that it seemed would fall apart if you looked at it closely. I drove by it each day going to and from work when I lived in California and never gave it much thought – just part of the landscape. Then spring arrived and one day I noticed the stand was open. There was no sign indicating what they had, but there was someone in the shadows of the hut, so I pulled in to see what they had.

Inside there was an old oriental man somewhere between 40 and 104 years old and a woman somewhere between 18 and 40. In front of them were trays of strawberries. Small berries, the size of the end of my thumb, perfectly ruby red and ripe. And now that I could look, I noticed that the field behind the stand – perhaps two acres in size – was filled with strawberry plants. I bought a container and, back in the car and headed home, ate a berry, then another, then a third. They were the sweetest, most intense strawberries I'd ever had in my life. Unbelievably good. I had plain strawberries for dinner than night.

They were the sweetest, most intense strawberries I'd ever had in my life.

For a week they were open every other day and I bought a container every other day. For the next week they were open every day and I exercised great will-power and still only bought them every other day, for a final week they were again only open every other day. And then they were gone, the season over, the gravel lot deserted.

I mourned, but this is what seasonal eating is about. You get while the getting's good. And I got good.

A year later the Paisano dropped by while the stand was operating and I had the pleasure of introducing him to these glorious gems. He was suitably impressed – and impressing him isn’t easy to do. I bought two quarts and told him I was going to make him strawberry shortcake. He was horrified.

He asked me how, as someone who loved food, who understood respecting the food, as a person he had taken under his wing and taught to eat (conveniently forgetting the 40-odd years I'd been eating before meeting him) I could make that… and he lapsed into Hungarian or Romanian or whatever language it is he uses when he's cursing. (He won't tell me and I can't figure it out beyond it being Central European.)

Anyway, I finally got him calmed down and determined his experience with strawberry shortcake had involved commercial angel food cake and that nasty gloppy strawberry jelly the grocery stores sell. I told him this wasn't what I was making. I told him I was making strawberry shortcake like my momma made – but even better.

We got back to my place and capped then halved the berries. I added just enough sugar to bring out the juices, and a healthy dollop of Fra Angelica. Strawberries pair beautifully with nut flavors and the Fra Angelica (as well as Amaretto) highlights them delightfully. While I was prepping the berries, I put Paisano to work skinning a handful of hazelnuts.

We let the berries macerate for about three hours.

When I was growing up my mother made strawberry shortcake using the shortcake recipe on the back of the Bisquik box. I confess I still do that myself sometimes, but for this occasion I wanted to convince the Paisano that this was a truly worthy dish. So I used a scone recipe and, after grinding the hazelnuts into flour substituted them for part of the flour. So now I had hazelnuts in the berries and the shortcake.

I placed a warm biscuit on each plate, added berries, and then unsweetened whipped cream. Paisano, took a bite. Chewed it slowly. Then another bite. He raised his glass of wine to me and said, "Bella." This is the word he uses to say something is as beautiful as a woman, it's a special complement.

Strawberry Shortcake

Strawberries:
2 quarts strawberries – capped and halved or quartered, depending on size
2 - 4 tbsp sugar – depending on berries sweetness
3 tbsp Fra Angelica
Shortcake:
1 3/4 c all purpose flour
1/4 cup hazelnut flour
1/4 c sugar
1 tbsp baking powder
3/4 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
3 tbsp butter – melted
1 c buttermilk

Prep the strawberries at least three hours in advance and as long as six hours before eating. Taste a couple of berries to get an idea of how sweet they are, then add the Fra Angelica and as much sugar as seems necessary. (Note: You do want to add some sugar because it draws the juices out of the berries.) Cover with plastic, and allow to macerate on the counter-top (refrigerating them will slow down the maceration and dull the flavor).

When ready to eat, heat oven to 450F.

To make the shortcake, place the flour, hazelnut flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt in a bowl and mix thoroughly. Add the buttermilk and butter and stir in. You’ll end up with a sticky dough. Flour your hands and turn dough out onto a well-floured surface. Using your hands gently pat out into 6 by 9 inch rectangle. Using a 3 inch biscuit cutter, cut out as many rounds as you can (you should end up with six). Place rounds on an ungreased cookie sheet, shape remaining dough into a round and add it to the sheet.

Bake until well-browned on top (if you wish, you can melt some additional butter and brush the tops) – 12 - 15 minutes. Cut hot cakes in half and set on plates. Drizzle with strawberry juices then distribute strawberries and top with whipped cream. Eat immediately.
And the Paisano? He was delighted. In fact he actually made me write down the scone recipe.

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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Paisano: Lamb Cannellini

Paisano: Lamb Cannellini

Beans and Lamb

The Paisano sat across from me smirking into his wine. We'd gotten into a political argument over dinner and he was quite sure he had "won" the discussion. But the fact is Paisano has no more familiarity with the rules of logic than he does of playing a violin (and I've heard him attempt that). But if he proves a point to his own satisfaction, then it is, "Phhit! Proven!" Stephen Colbert is more capable of rational thought than the old man.

Phitt himself! He needs to trim his beard or shave, one. He looks like a homeless monkey. Yes, I know, an ad hominen attack, but he spent the evening attacking me and refusing to examine the facts of the issue. He says I'm effete, only he thinks "effete" means the same thing as "feminine" but without brains. He spends far too much time hanging around rich people and listening to their insular take on reality.

The discussion began with a remark I made about health care, and Paisano's response was, "Don't get sick." I averred and pointed out that getting sick isn't always a matter of choice, I offered being involved as a passenger in an automobile accident as an example.

His response was, "You just use what you have." I said, "But you have to have something." And, because we were in the kitchen and he had just complained I had nothing to eat, I thought I had won the point. Nope.

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He glared at me. Opening the refrigerator again, he pulled out a plastic tub with some leftover kale. Rummaging further, he sighed. I smiled, "What's the problem?" I asked. He ignored me and opened the freezer, quickly discovering a lamb leg bone with some meat on it (a leftover from a cooking class). He pulled out a plastic tub labeled, "Duck Stock." He said, "Beans. You got beans?" I had canned beans, cannellini. He said, "My friend, you're gonna eat."

He thawed the lamb in hot water (unimpressed when I told him that wasn't safe) and the duck stock in a pot on the stove. He pulled down my chicken brick (a clay cooker), something I hadn't used in years, scrubbed it out, and soaked it with water. Complaining only that I didn’t have any wine in the house, he actually reached into his own pocket for money and sent me out to buy a bottle of "something red and good," saying, "You have my money for wine, use what you have. And I need cigarettes, too." Of course, he didn't give me enough money for both.

The meal was good, and beautiful to look at reflecting the Italian flag with its colors of red, white, and green. But when I pointed out that he wouldn't be able to make as good a meal again tomorrow night, and that the fact he could make it all reflected my efforts to anticipate the future, he shrugged and said, "Tomorrow we will worry about tomorrow." In his pea-brain he had won the argument. Stupid old man.

Lamb Cannelllini

1 lb lamb -- cut into 3/4" pieces
2 tbsp olive oil
1 md onion -- diced
3 cloves garlic -- minced
2 cans cannellini, 20 oz
1 can diced tomatoes, 15 oz
1 tbsp Herbes de Provence
salt and pepper
2 tbsp tomato paste
1 tbsp anchovy paste
1/2 lb kale -- torn and blanched
1/2 tsp ground rosemary
2 c duck stock (chicken stock may be substituted)
2 lemons -- juiced

Heat oven to 300F.

Season lamb generously with salt and pepper. Heat oil in a large skillet over medium high heat until the oil sheets. Heat another couple of minutes then add lamb and brown on all sides, remove to a large bowl. Allow pan to cool for a couple of minutes off the heat and reduce heat to medium. Add onions and brown them, scraping up the fond. Add garlic and cook until fragrant -- about 1 minute longer. Add onions to bowl with lamb.

Add all remaining except stock. and mix thoroughly. Pour mixture into a clay cooker or Dutch oven and add enough stock to fill to the level of the other ingredients. Stir again. Cover and cook in oven for 2 1/2 hours.
Ah well. He's a silly old fart, but what can you do?

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Friday, April 20, 2007

Paisano: Leg of Lamb

Paisano: Leg of Lamb

Roast Lamb

My good frend Kevin asked me for something to write. To write something? He is very busy right now making a menu for a birthday party. I asked him what he wanted me to write but he said, "I am very busy right now. Write whatever you wish to." I am many many things, but I am not a writer. But Kevin, he said "Write spmething, they will like you and whatever you write." So I hope you forgive me, but for my frend I will write.

But what about? And his birthday party he is planning for a customer gave me an idea. So I will write about a birthday party I made for Nataly. Nataly was very beautiful, not so rich, and she loved to eat. She could eat more than me! And still she was like a young willow tree so slim and wavy and she danced just by being alive like a willow does. She had eyes like a lamb and I told her many times, I will put you on my spit and roast you and eat you all up and Nataly laughed and poured more wine.

So it was her birthday and she was 23 and I went to my frend Michel and got a small leg from a lamb (because, like I said, she had the eyes like a lamb), and I cut the bone out of it.

Do you know it is very hard cutting out the bone when a beautiful woman has her arms around your waist and is kissing you neck and ears. So I made her make a gremolata. Do you know this? Peel a lemon and chop the peel up very very fine (this is I think called zest or gest) and smash some garlic. Two, perhaps three cloves. Then chop up some parsley (the flat kind, not that nasty curly stuff), about a small handful, and mix it all to a paste with some olive oil and salt and pepper. These are the smells of love, and when you love someone they should smell this.

With the gremolata, I spread the inside of the lamb leg so it was all in the niches and pockets. Then I took some string and tied it all up clean. I made a package. Then I took a big black pan and put some olive oil in it (Kevin says I should always say olive oil so people will know that is what I mean but why would you cook with some other oil? If I tell you to bath to I have to tell you the water must be clean?)

I turned on the oven, not hot, below the middle heat, and I put salt and pepper on the leg then I cooked the outside in the black pan in the oil on the burner with hot heat. When the lamb was nice and brown, I put the pan in the oven with the fat on top.

Then I had to take care of Nataly because she bent over the pan to smell it and some oil popped on her chest and I had to make it well.

When Nataly was better. I cut up and cooked some rapini very quick in boiling water. Then poured it into a calendar. I put more water in the pot and put some baby potatoes in it. These I cooked for perhaps 10 minutes.

Nataly had poured more wine and was being very loving because her chest was feeling better, but you can cook or you can make love. So when the potatoes were tender I gave her a fork to mash the potatoes a little bit in a bowl and then put in some chopped up chives and thyme and some greated Parmigiano and some olive oil and salt and pepper and mixed it all up.

The rapini I sautéed in olive oil with garlic, pancetta, and two little anchovy filets that I chopped very small.


When the lamb was ready I cut it and Nataly poured more wine.

The meal was simple and beautiful. It made Nataly happy which was good because Nataly made me happy. I hope my frend Kevin is happy. He is a nice, but a little bit correct.

(Paisano, you did a fine job and I didn't correct a thing. Thanks a bunch. And you'll have to tell me more about Natalie some day, she's sounds like quite a girl. -- Kevin)

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Friday, March 16, 2007

Paisano

Paisano

Paisano

Did I mention the Paisano?

In addition to my weekly Spot-On columns I'm also now writing a semi-monthly food column for a social net-working Web community named Gather. Gather, uhmm, "gathered" me in because in it's early days it was focused on quality writing and I'm egotistical enough to think my writing has "quality."

Over the past 15 months I have been regularly reposting older material from SG on the site. No money in it, but it was essentially labor-free publicity for SG, and, then, there were some damned good writers who'd also been sucked in. You may know Farmgirl Susan and kitchenMage as food writers and there are other equally compelling writers on a wide collection of topics (the thing that kept me involved).

This February Gather created a cadre of correspondents on nine key topics, including food, and asked for "auditions" for positions in each category. A total of 60 places were filled from around 2000 applications. Susan, KM, and I were selected to fill three of the nine Food Correspondent slots. And we even make a little direct cash from the gig. Not bad.

One of the things that encouraged me to apply was that, because all of my SG posts were suitable for Gather then my Gather posts would be suitable for SG. Cool! Effectively I get paid for a couple of my SG posts when I republish them here.

And then the demon took over.

In my first Gather column I decided to devote it to peasant foods, gave the column the title "Paisano," and wrote a new lede for a recipe I'd already published here. Fine. No big deal until I got to the second column. Apparently I'd accidentally opened a supernatural conduit between myself and some spirit from Tuscany or Bohemia; maybe North Africa. Spain is a possibility…

I discovered his ambiguous background when writing my second column, but it seemed innocent enough. Then I wrote the third piece, and he began to assert himself. What had I done?

With my last column he was clearly in control. This accidental d'jinn of what writers call a "conceit" had completely relegated me to a role as supernumerary. I feel like Stephen King doing one of his cameos in the movies based on his books.

I've decided to avoid bringing the Paisano here by republishing those columns as I had originally planned. I like this blog and hope to keep it unsullied by culinary or cultural demons. But if a bit of fiction amuses your bouche then the Paisano is an intriguing old reprobate. I'll keep you informed of his future adventures, and if you’d like to see how the accidental invocation of this Old World archetype evolved:

Food for Working
The Kitchen Bowl
Mud-bugs
Lentil Soup

And pray for me.

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